King Of Crap (2020)

• NFAC
• Reckon
• Bird Dawg
• 0 Six
• Never Better
• C.A.B
• Window Pain
• Gotta Feel 

NFAC lyrics - Bubba Sparxxx

Bub

Quake

It's the not fuckin' around crew and I'm a foundin' member

Don't visit my forrest, baby, it's about to timber

Let me see if I remember, it was December, maybe November, cold weather

And I was on my dick dog, I wasn't doin' well

Broke and steal old folks [?] who could tell (I don't)

I pray that heaven ain't a lie, I know the truth is there

Tried to pawn my soul, the devil wouldn't approve the sale

Not fuckin' around crew, and I'm the team captain

Lost it all [?] see 'em laughin'

Must of been a real knee slapper

So what is love and misery, that's what we after

Not fuckin' around crew and I can thank myself

Be everything I am and everything I ain't as well

It's really hard to hate yourself

But twice as hard to pace yourself when all your pain is level

I never did the dope, the dope did me

A quite tremendous number

Thank you Lord for endless hunger

The problem and solution both between my fuckin' ears

I'm sayin' what I gotta say regardless what you hear

Not fuckin' around crew and I'm the consiage

The underboss, the don, the fuckin' secretary (Bish)

Girl, you wanna help me carry?

My load is very heavy, left me like she never met me

She wouldn't stay with me

But I still pray for her, I love her again and again

Just never say it first

And if I'm bein' honest (What?)

She probably owed me that

But she was ready I was scared thought she'd hold me back

Not fuckin' around crew

And we so [?]

I take the trash out the basement and put it in the attic

Why? 'Cause I was tired of lookin' at it

I still smell it, but I don't see it, I'm so dramatic

It's the not fuckin' around crew

We only trust in God

Find a lick right quick then we be bust it hard

Hard, and anything that's worth somethin'

If I ain't earned what I got then it ain't worth nothin'

Not fuckin' around crew

And here we come again

The clouds formin', the cows mooin' it's thunderin'

The rain falls, the dust settles, who's fuckin' with it you must tell us

Bitch

Reckon lyrics - Bubba Sparxxx

Aye, aye

B-U, two B's, A

Aye, aye

I reckon I'm just starting to see

It ain't how I thought it would be

I reckon a man with his heart on his sleeve's

Something that's harder to be

I reckon I just smile at the hate

'Cause shit is an honor to me

I reckon I, I reckon I, I reckon I, yeah

I reckon I'll be ready to go

When it's time to go

I reckon I just put in some more

When it's moving slow

I reckon I continue to glow

Like I'm 'sposed to glow

I reckon I, I reckon I, I reckon I, yeah

It's B-U, two B's, A

Find a new way each day (Yeah yeah)

The come up

Then fuck it up

Then recover just enough to be straight

I'd rather be great for two or three minutes

Then to be average two or three days (Yeah yeah)

Two or three decades hated and praised

'Cause you ain't a motherfucker they can replace

Yeah I reckon I run in this liquor store

And pick up a bottle of Ketel (What?)

'Cause one thing to put on my tombstone

Just tell them that I didn't settle (None)

Was conquering five different levels

But somebody hated, it's probably the devil (Woo)

It's me, I might be the devil sometimes

But thank God, He got me forever, yeah

I reckon I'm just starting to see

It ain't how I thought it would be

I reckon a man with his heart on his sleeve's

Something that's harder to be

I reckon I just smile at the hate

'Cause shit is an honor to me

I reckon I, I reckon I, I reckon I, yeah

I reckon I'll be ready to go

When it's time to go

I reckon I just put in some more

When it's moving slow

I reckon I continue to glow

Like I'm 'sposed to glow

I reckon I, I reckon I, I reckon I, yeah

I reckon the thought of me still out here steppin'

Is hard for some people to swallow

The jealousy's heavy

But whatever really, it carries my legacy

Farther and farther

My father was a farmer

With no Harvard and no homburg

Just hard work

Oh yeah our turf was harder

We country like biscuits and gravy

Ballin', just picture me baby

Play with me?

Bitch is you crazy

You gone be pushin' them daisies

We won't be pushin' Mercedes

Jack up them Chevrolets

While you hustlin' on the block

We fishin' in the Everglades

I reckon I'm just starting to see

It ain't how I thought it would be

I reckon a man with his heart on his sleeve's

Something that's harder to be

I reckon I just smile at the hate

'Cause shit is an honor to me

I reckon I, I reckon I, I reckon I, yeah

I reckon I'll be ready to go

When it's time to go

I reckon I just put in some more

When it's moving slow

I reckon I continue to glow

Like I'm 'sposed to glow

I reckon I, I reckon I, I reckon I, yeah

Bird Dawg lyrics - Bubba Sparxxx

I'm 'bout country as a bird dawg (Big dawg)

I ain't know they did it like me

I never heard ya'll (Never heard ya'll)

Just like my brother Petey

I'ma take my shirt off (Shirt off)

Hop in and skirt off (Skirt off)

Done worked my whole life

I won't ever clean the dirt off

Nope, never clean the dirt off

My lil' homies wife just ran away with her boss

Man fuck it, it's her loss

Bird dawg, bird dawg, what's happenin'?

Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it

Bird dawg, bird dawg, what's happenin'?

Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it

Bird dawg, bird dawg, uh-huh

Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it

Bird dawg, bird dawg, uh-huh

Bird dawg, bird dawg

Let's get it

I did a whole lotta fumblin' (Hmmm)

Maybe I could pick it up and run it in (Hmmm?)

I doubt I'll ever fall in love again (Mmmm)

But I'd really like the company of a woman friend (Mmm)

Real friends, I don't have a ton of them (Mmmm)

Made a mess of the affair with some of them (Mmm)

It was humblin' but some of them

Laughed when my stomach was grumblin'

And I don't love none of them (Nope)

Don't send me no emojis don't call me bae

I think everybody flawed these days (That right)

Even little ol' me when I'm gettin' lonely

And truthfully we all need grace (Amen)

Bubba hot damn, man, why you still rappin'?

Ain't you somethin' like a lotta years old? (Hell no)

Hey, as long as my passion

Lead to cash transactions

Let's get it, this is how the shit go (Let's go)

30 more minutes then I fill up on in it

Just chillin' then we headin' home in it (Woo)

They must didn't hear me

When I said I'm gon' get it

With my people I'm forever gon' split it (Woo)

In a jacked up Chevy with a yellow bone in it

Some people just never gon' get it (Woo)

Unlimited flow like my cell phone minutes

And that bullshit I'm steppin' on in it

Come wit' it

I'm 'bout country as a bird dawg (Big dawg)

I ain't know they did it like me

I never heard ya'll (Never heard ya'll)

Just like my brother Petey

I'ma take my shirt off (Shirt off)

Hop in and skirt off (Skirt off)

Done worked my whole life

I won't ever clean the dirt off

Nope, never clean the dirt off

My lil' homies wife just ran away with her boss

Man fuck it, it's her loss

Bird dawg, bird dawg, what's happenin'?

Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it

Bird dawg, bird dawg, what's happenin'?

Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it

Bird dawg, bird dawg, uh-huh

Pat the tailgate, load up, let's get it

Bird dawg, bird dawg, uh-huh

Bird dawg, bird dawg

Let's get it

I wanna talk to my momma so bad

But it feels like her number got a block on it (Mmm)

And I know it's just the devil but

He won't never let up and it's killing me doggonit (Mmm)

And her my daddy gettin' old

And I love 'em so much

So what, I've not shown it (Mmm)

Shit, I've always been my opponent

Yeah yeah, I know it sound odd don't it?

Anyway, see the thing about life is

You can't live it twice

And it really don't last that long (Woo)

But I guess the bottom line is

We all on borrowed time

And you gotta pay back that loan (Woo)

But everybody get a turn

And I feel it when it burn

It'll make you wish you had a hazmat on (Yup)

Yet all I seem to be worried 'bout

Girl is let me see the ass you got stashed in that thong

Gone

I moved from Georgia up to Tennessee (Woo)

I ain't know that it would nearly be the death of me

Literally

I got love is you kiddin' me? (Woo)

Feelin' enough pain it's just about to break me mentally

Unlimited frenemies (Woo)

First love, then wife, ex wife, then a memory

It'll be what it's fittin' to be

Shit it'll be what it's fittin' to be

Thank God

I'm 'bout country as a bird dawg (Big dawg)

I ain't know they did it like me

I never heard ya'll (Never heard ya'll)

Just like my brother Petey

I'ma take my shirt off (Shirt off)

Hop in and skirt off (Skirt off)

Done worked my whole life

I won't ever clean the dirt off

Nope, never clean the dirt off

My lil' homies wife just ran away with her boss

Man fuck it, it's her loss

0 Six lyrics - Bubba Sparxxx

I been to two hot calls

And a goat fuckin'

I still ain't seen a damn thing

And I don't know nothin'

That bitch been up for three days

I think she on somethin'

My dawg drunk and way turnt

I bet you won't touch him

Nah, nah, nah, nah

They talk about me like is 0 Six

Nah, nah, nah, nah

She want some money, I'm like no bitch

Nah, nah, nah, nah

They think I got it like's 0 six

Nah, nah, nah, nah

(Tell her she better call Doc and Marty McFly

Since you can't hitch a ride)

Ain't talked to mama in a whole year (Right)

I got some pain you can't make go away with cold beer (Right)

Fuck you mean, we get 'er done, ain't nothin' slow here (Right)

They said a lot I just been tired, ain't much I'm gon' fear

I mean, I knew exactly what the problem was (Was)

We both had gained a couple pounds and that's a lot of love (Love)

They sayin' Bubba ice cold like it ain't obvious (Ous)

They still can't fuck with me 'cause they ain't hot enough

I know it probably does hurt to see me twenty in

I sold a mil 'fore 50 Cent was friends with Eminem

Right after DJ Paul and them was ridin' spinnin' rims

Picture Juelz and Cam, yeah, them and Jim and Freaky too (Dipset, Dipset)

I been to two hot calls

And a goat fuckin'

I still ain't seen a damn thing

And I don't know nothin'

That bitch been up for three days

I think she on somethin'

My dawg drunk and way turnt

I bet you won't touch him

Nah, nah, nah, nah

They talk about me like is 0 Six

Nah, nah, nah, nah

She want some money, I'm like no bitch

Nah, nah, nah, nah

They think I got it like's 0 six

Nah, nah, nah, nah

I bought a hundred new umbrellas when the sun came out

There's fifty ways back in this woods it ain't but one way out

Man these folks can't run the water they just run they mouth

I just know it ain't like that, I don't know what they 'bout

I'm from the south a place that's just 'bout as southern as southern gets

Georgia right by 'Bama summer's hot as an oven mitt

Livin' in the ATL back in 2006

In the country club just like I was still out in the sticks

Undoubtedly rich, with problems I don't know how to get fixed

I know how to get it but shit is like a bottomless pit

You gotta keep gettin' that money, don't know how to just sit

I got content and that bitch broke out in a sprint

There it went

I been to two hot calls

And a goat fuckin'

I still ain't seen a damn thing

And I don't know nothin'

That bitch been up for three days

I think she on somethin'

My dawg drunk and way turnt

I bet you won't touch him

Nah, nah, nah, nah

They talk about me like is 0 Six

Nah, nah, nah, nah

She want some money, I'm like no bitch

Nah, nah, nah, nah

They think I got it like's 0 six

Nah, nah, nah, nah

(Tell her she better call Doc and Marty McFly

Since you can't hitch a ride)

I been to two hot calls

And a goat fuckin'

I still ain't seen a damn thing

And I don't know nothin'

That bitch been up for three days

I think she on somethin'

My dawg drunk and way turnt

I bet you won't touch him

Nah, nah, nah, nah

They talk about me like is 0 Six

Nah, nah, nah, nah

She want some money, I'm like no bitch

Nah, nah, nah, nah

They think I got it like's 0 six

Nah, nah, nah, nah

Never Better lyrics - Bubba Sparxxx

I never been better

Bitch I never been better

If fuck ups was currency

I'd be wealthy forever

I never been better

Bitch I never been better

Nearly dug my own grave

They tried to sell me a shovel

I saw death in the mirror

I almost met with the devil

No room for that on my schedule

Uh uh I never been better

You can say that you're special

Or one more extra whatever

I don't care what you tell 'em

'Cause bitch I never been better

Never better, never worse

Both Heaven and Hell on Earth

Pleasure and pain and everything

This sits in between a blessin' and curse

Prayer is a lesson that work

Probably reflective of how many yes's I heard

Studyin' love, but when the lesson occurred

Before I'm restin' in dirt (Woo)

Confession alert

That woman's a mess and I'm messin' with her

Kitty and titties so pretty

And booty so big I can't really expect it to work (Woo)

Death in a skirt, everything else in her shirt

Wonder who else she done hurt

Wonder who else she done murked

I had to definitely flirt

Yup, such is life

I'm way too stubborn don't take much advice

What's the price?

Oh I don't need that, buy it fuckin' twice

Love your wife

'Cause that divorce shit, it ain't nothin' nice

Big surprise

She went just right on livin' life but tell her

I never been better

Bitch I never been better

If fuck ups was currency

I'd be wealthy forever

I never been better

Bitch I never been better

Nearly dug my own grave

They tried to sell me a shovel

I saw death in the mirror

I almost met with the devil

No room for that on my schedule

Uh uh I never been better

You can say that you're special

Or one more extra whatever

I don't care what you tell 'em

'Cause bitch I never been better

Most likely I'm still workin' hard

When you first get up in the mornin' time

When you say goodnight

I am drinkin' Bud Light on the porch reclined

Reckless eyeballin' me while I'm in the grocery line

Miserable sad individual

Hopelessly pitiful, get off my genitals

It ain't like my shit is real plentiful

I mean in general, I gets it in different intervals

My plate, it be gettin' full

But I make dinner for ten and nutrition is critical

Keep it presentable

My confidence lit, but my drippin' is minimal

These next few minutes, immensely pivotal

Dig it, this shit is still winnable

G-g-g-get 'em up, live it up

You did so much, you ain't did enough

G-g-g-get 'em up, live it up

Been down to my last twenty bucks

G-g-g-get 'em up, live it up

Can't let life swallow you when it sucks

G-g-g-get 'em up, live it up

Ain't no givin' up so tell 'em

I never been better

Bitch I never been better

If fuck ups was currency

I'd be wealthy forever

I never been better

Bitch I never been better

Nearly dug my own grave

They tried to sell me a shovel

I saw death in the mirror

I almost met with the devil

No room for that on my schedule

Uh uh I never been better

You can say that you're special

Or one more extra whatever

I don't care what you tell 'em

'Cause bitch I never been better

C.A.B lyrics - Bubba Sparxxx (feat. Jeremy Crews)

[Bubba Sparxxx:]

You ain't gonna amount to nothin'

You ol' country ass boy

It ain't even worth discussin'

Ol' country ass boy

Chasin' that dream of yours is such a bad choice

One of us, you never was

Ol' country ass boy

Country boy, country country country ass boy

Country boy, country country country ass boy

When I do it to 'em they say "What was that for?"

You know me, I'm just a country ass boy

Tell a bitch, tell a, tell a bitch

I won't never switch

Tell a bitch, tell a, tell a bitch

I'm forever lit

Tell that other bitch that I'm eatin' cheddar grits

God as my witness

'Bout some business is what you better get (Come on)

I raised up on redneck rhetoric

The good shot and bullshit I kept 'em separate

Took all the truth with me when I left the settlement

Heaven sent me, unknowingly into hell I went (Woo)

Here a hit

There a hit

Buddy where your hits?

High score, look up on the board, there it sits

I don't care if it was back in 1926

Shit, at least my hit exists

Hold up, let me reminisce

1990 on McCosh Mill Road

Either Lil' Brian was with me or he probably real close

We was shootin' BB guns

Knockin' out your windows

Problematic child? That's a 10-4, 10-4

You ain't gonna amount to nothin'

You ol' country ass boy

It ain't even worth discussin'

Ol' country ass boy

Chasin' that dream of yours is such a bad choice

One of us, you never was

Ol' country ass boy

Country boy, country country country ass boy

Country boy, country country country ass boy

When I do it to 'em they say "What was that for?"

You know me, I'm just a country ass boy

[Jeremy Crews:]

Label me, C.A.B

Missouri down to Tennessee

Lookin' like a lick

Son came up like a quarter ki

5-7 to the 3, kick back like a canopy

Puffin' on a can of peas

Bossed up like I'm Hercules

Comin' live from the country

Down on [?]

Seem like every other week my neighbors need a new stove

How I made it this far?

Boy I guess you'll never know

Smellin' like some smoke

You can smell it in my holy clothes

Ever since that I was 6, son, I knew that I was chosen

Grew up ballin' on these dirt roads

Call me Derrick Rose

Achoo, guess you blow it

Blast like a runny nose

Breaker-breaker one nine, let me get a 10-4

Aye, redneck country raised

Hillbilly stay and blaze

'Bout a check, Willie Mays

I ain't talkin' Billy Ray

Old school, no [?]

Piss up in your Kool Aid

Said I wouldn't be shit

But every day's a new day

[Bubba Sparxxx:]

You ain't gonna amount to nothin'

You ol' country ass boy

It ain't even worth discussin'

Ol' country ass boy

Chasin' that dream of yours is such a bad choice

One of us, you never was

Ol' country ass boy

Country boy, country country country ass boy

Country boy, country country country ass boy

When I do it to 'em they say "What was that for?"

You know me, I'm just a country ass boy

Window Pain lyrics - Bubba Sparxxx

B-U-2 B's-A, better ask your bae

Who big daddy is?

And tell me what she say

She say Bubba Bulldoggin' baby, U.G.A

Just tryna motivate these motherfuckers to be great

You'll be straight dawg, let's keep your feet movin'

Can't you never place your faith into these humans

The love took a break and the hatred is resumin'

Either way the business straight, we boomin'

Ain't no thang

Ain't never been no thang

It ain't nobodies job to love you

I see through your pain

Just like a window pane

They got no business speakin' of you

I do my thang

Rockin' this old thang

Life's a big ole game, they try to run you

I see through the whole thang

Just like a window pane

Uh, bitch fuck you

Bubba baby, I'm the mud park Pavarotti

Life's good walkin' shirtless through the Hobby Lobby

She just my friend, sometimes I still my knock her probably

Suck the pussy juices out her body, hmmm

They tried to figure how to stop me

Only I can stop me

Why would you want to try to stop me?

Talk to God about me

I tried chillin', livin' in the past and all it got me

Nosebleed to watch 'em ball without me

Fuck that

Ain't no thang

Ain't never been no thang

It ain't nobodies job to love you

I see through your pain

Just like a window pane

They got no business speakin' of you

I do my thang

Rockin' this old thang

Life's a big ole game, they try to run you

I see through the whole thang

Just like a window pane

Bitch fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Ain't no thang

Ain't never been no thang

It ain't nobodies job to love you

I see through your pain

Just like a window pane

They got no business speakin' of you

I do my thang

Rockin' this old thang

Life's a big ole game, they try to run you

I see through the whole thang

Just like a window pane

Bitch fuck you

Gotta Feel lyrics - Bubba Sparxxx

Man

Life ain't easy or fair

Haha

Just got live it (That's right)

And then feel it (Come on)

You gotta feel it (Let's get on with it)

I ain't been livin' life (Nah)

I'm just out here waitin' to die

If they told you I ain't shit

It ain't no lie

I mean, they could try

To give that other shit wings and make it fly

Ain't the truth, and the one thing that I can't deny

I can't comply (To what?)

To sing about how forever-ever-ever

How you did that

What was supposed to be your forever fella

Left for dead out in the storm

At least wait for better weather

I took off the wet sweater, got myself together

Ah, never mind, I'm just huntin' somethin' I won't never find (Woof)

Boy there's some Hellified shit up in this head of mine (Woof)

Yeah I read the signs and checked my daily horoscope

But that gave me no sorta hope

And livin' lately on the ropes (Damn)

Had more to cope with when I had wrote this

Then a no titty and no booty havin' broke bitch

I seen a shootin' star and couldn't think of no wish

Man, I just ain't in focus

I guess it's true that

Sometimes you gotta feel, what you gotta feel

You just livin' and then everything right goes wrong

If you wanna heal, then you probably will

And somewhere in it the light comes on

And now what you gon' do that you won't do?

Shit happens, don't let shit hold you

Let that hold you, let you hold you

Just don't let them hold you

What are you willin' to do that you ain't willin' to do? (Hmm)

What have the cards that life dealt been revealin' to you? (Hmm)

Could your pride and your ego be concealin' the truth? (Hmm)

The words you say may built a case

How you live is the proof

40 plus and still in the booth

I may not be as lit as I used to be

Like way back then in my youth

But I still am the truth

I still can produce

And I just keep on hangin' 'round like I chill in the noose

And I know there's a laid up and a recluse

Just sittin' there like a hen on a roost (Damn)

But I respect you too much to insult you with an excuse

So I just call when the condition improves (Okay)

I know the Devil's got me where he wants me

I'm completely isolated from my family

And I know I'm crazy, why would I debate it?

Then if my tomorrow comes

I won't know how or why I made it

But I'll be grateful, I hope I displayed it

They say it

Sometimes you gotta feel, what you gotta feel

You just livin' and then everything right goes wrong

If you wanna heal, then you probably will

And somewhere in it the light comes on

And now what you gon' do that you won't do?

Shit happens, don't let shit hold you

Let that hold you, let you hold you

Just don't let them hold you

What are you willin' to do that you ain't willin' to do?

What have the cards that life dealt been revealin' to you?